Illness: Chronic
Ass: Iconic

drtanner:

eyobis-andthe-bunnycats:

escuerzoresucitado:

[Video Description: a lynx casually walks down a snow covered bank, onto a log and reaches a frozen river. The lynx takes two steps; the ice cracks loudly. Instantly the lynx stands still. It then looks around and then leaps. The lynx makes a landing on the other side of the river, a faint crack can be heard. It continues on its way unfazed. /End VD.]

That’s a guy who’s fallen through the ice before, lmao.

saxifraga-x-urbium:

sunsmudge-peachmoon:

rongzhi:

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

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theshitpostcalligrapher:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bitemeilovewaffles:

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

“I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me” is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

vibes tbh

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#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

izzyfag:

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JOEL FRY as Frenchie & DAVID FANE as Fang in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— )
Episode 2.01 Impossible Birds

vaporize-employers:

everything-narrative:

lillyofthewoods:

More cursed chemistry! Check out this spicy boi:

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This is chlorine trifluoride, one of the most reactive, corrosive substances known. This stuff will light asbestos on fire, as well as sand, glass, many metals, and oh, it will also ignite water. Basically if you start a fire with this stuff, your only option is to let it burn out, because anything you put on it will just burn up itself (though if it’s in an enclosed space you can flood the space with like argon or whatever). Apparently a spill of almost a ton of this stuff burned its way through a foot of concrete and 3 feet of gravel before it stopped.

This is when I get to introduce everyone to some of my favourite science writing ever: Things I Won’t Work With by Biochemist Ph.D. Derek Lowe, featured on Science dot org.

Sand Won’t Save You This Time

Hexanitrohexaazaisowurtzitane

Peroxide Peroxides

and many others.

It is hypergolic with every known fuel, and so rapidly hypergolic that no ignition delay has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as cloth, wood, and test engineers,

Monkey puppet giving a side-eyed expressionALT

dropkickslurpee:

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Stampede — Yeehawgust #5

lyonneriley:

them: so the hero of this romance is a hockey player—

me: a gargoyle hockey player? a troll hockey player? perhaps a dragonborn hockey player? or even a werewolf hockey player?

them: … just a regular human hockey player.

me:

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fuckyeahchinesefashion:

By 桃桃小饼干