Eccolo, il genio!

gadunkie:

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forgot I called it that

lizardsister:

supermodelcats:

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you didn’t think i’d leave you behind, did you?

gabrielinthevoid:

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People in Splatoon are genuinely funnier than I could ever aspire to be

hacvek:

reminder to worldbuilders: don’t get caught up in things that aren’t important to the story you’re writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

argumate:

badjokesbyjeff:

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think “Baby it’s cold outside” is really weird, and we’re gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

jeff you son of a bitch, etc.

thatmailmun:
“ justhyrulethings:
“look at this neat doritos i got
”
HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS! ”

thatmailmun:

justhyrulethings:

look at this neat doritos i got

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HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!

wizardpotions:

strangled:

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whats wrong babe youve barely touched your yaoi shower gel

myjetpack:

Some goat-demon doodles and the ink drawing for the Guardian Books cartoon I posted at the weekend. (the drawing has sold).

myreitha:

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“Death is a rare mercy”

Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places